Top 28 Funniest Minions Memes

Top 28 Funniest Minions Memes and funny sayings “I’m not crazy I’m just special!!! No, wait… maybe Im crazy one second… I have to talk to my self about this, hold on… when I find it, I don’t need it. When I need it, I can’t find it.

Minions are known for their humor and wit. Here are some funny Minions messages and quotes for a good laugh:

“I’m on that new diet where you eat everything and hope for a miracle.”
“My boss asked me to start the day with a joke. So, I told him my paycheck.”
“I’m not lazy. I’m in energy-saving mode.”
“I put my phone in airplane mode, but it’s not flying. This is false advertising!”
“I need a six-month holiday, twice a year.”
“If stress burned calories, I’d be a supermodel.”
“I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right.”

“I’m not lazy; I’m just in energy-saving mode.”
“My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I was supposed to do.”
“The biggest lie I tell myself is, ‘I don’t need to write that down, I’ll remember it.'”
“My wallet is like an onion. When I open it, it makes me cry.”
“I’m not short; I’m just concentrated awesome.”
“I’m not clumsy. The floor just hates me, the table and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way.”
“I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn’t work that way. So, I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.”

“The early bird might get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.”
“I’m not saying I hate you, but I would unplug your life support to charge my phone.”
“I’m on a whiskey diet. I’ve lost three days already.”
“If you can’t convince them, confuse them.”
“I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done.”
“I’m not crazy; my reality is just different than yours.”