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No, I didn’t say you were stupid. I said You ARE stupid. There is nothing past tense about it.
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Alright… Who pushed the fast forward button on my weekend?
I’m not sure if my body can handle much more of this getting out of bed” nonsense.
WARNING. When you drink Vodka over ice, it can give you kidney failure. When you drink Rum over ice, it can give you liver failure. When you drink Whisky over ice, it can give you heart problems. When you drink Gin over ice, it can give you brain Apparently, ice is really bad for you; warn all your friends!!!
Friends: Can I come over? Real Friends: I’m coming over. BEST FRIENDS Just appear in your room randomly.
Telling a woman to calm down works as well as trying to baptize a cat.
I’m AN ODD COMBINATION OF “REALLY SWEET” AND “DON’T MESS WITH ME”
“Life works better when we know how to glance at things but gaze at God.” — Selwyn Hughes
“Always do what you are afraid to do.” — Ralph Waldo Emerson
“Do not fear the thorns in your path, for they draw only corrupt blood.” — Gibran Khalil Gibran
“What do we live for, if it is not to make life less difficult for each other?” — George Eliot
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“The cause of most of man’s unhappiness is sacrificing what he wants most for what he wants now.” — Gordon B. Hinckley
“Sugar, it’s no parade but you’ll get down the street one way or another, so you’d just as well throw your shoulders back and pick up the pace.” — Barbara Kingsolver
“Share your strengths, not your weaknesses.” — Yogi Bhajan
“When your arm gets hit, the ball is not going to go where you want it to.” — John Madden
“Be as bold as the first man or [woman] to eat an oyster.” — Shirley Chisholm
“Great things are done when men and mountains meet; this is not done by jostling in the street.” — William Blake
“Life is one fool thing after another whereas love is two fool things after each other.” — Oscar Wilde
“Being brave is when you have to do something because you know it is right, but at the same time, you are afraid to do it, because it might hurt or whatever. But you do it anyway.” — Meg Cabot
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“maybe it’s not about having a plan, or even a plan B. Maybe it’s about seeing where life takes you and learning to enjoy the ride.” — Jenny O’Connell
“Do what you feel in your heart to be right – for you’ll be criticized anyway. You’ll be damned if you do, and damned if you don’t.” — Eleanor Roosevelt
“I prepare for the worst, but hope for the best.” — Jackie Chan
“If you feel far from God, guess who moved?” — Robin Jones Gunn
“When we blindly adopt a religion, a political system, a literary dogma, we become automatons.” — Anaïs Nin
“Boggle with sex addicts is up there with go-kart racing with junkies.” — Russell Brand
“He peered up the ladder. In his young imagination, it must have reached the clouds.” — Bruce H. Wilkinson
“Tough times never last, but tough people do.” — Robert H. Schuller
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Why is it after I push ONE for English I stilly can’t understand the person on the other end?
THERE’S NO BETTER FEELING THAN GOING TO BED AT NIGHT AND NOT HAVING TO SET AN ALARM FOR TOMORROW!
If Dorothy can click her heels together and get to Kansas then why can’t I click my flip flops Together and get to The Beach?
I officially resign from adulthood. Decisions will be made using the eenie-meenie minie-moe method and arguments will be settled by sticking out my tongue. I’ll be at recess if you need me.
Technically if you don’t cut a cake and just eat the whole thing with a fork you still only had one piece.
I’m Not Old I Just Need Some WD-40
Does anyone else put things in a safe place and forget then where that safe place is??
Sarcasm: The ability to insult idiots without them realizing it.
The best thing about me… I’m a limited edition. There are no other copies! Bet you’re thinking thank the good lord!
If people are talking about you behind your back, Then Just fart!
I HAVE TO STOP SAYING “HOW STUPID CAN YOU BE?”. SOME PEOPLE ARE STARTING to TAKE IT AS A CHALLENGE.
I hate when people see me at the supermarket & they are like “Hay what are you doing here?” and I’m just like:
“Oh you know, hunting elephants.
Parenting Hack: When punishing your kids, don’t take away their electronics. Just take their charger and watch the fear in their eyes as they use it less and less while the battery slowly dies.
LIFE IS NOT A BOX OF CHOCOLATES. IT’S MORE LIKE A JAR OF JALAPENOS: WHAT YOU DO TODAY CAN BURN YOUR ASS TOMORROW!
When I see lovers’ names carved in a tree, I don’t think it’s cute. I just think it’s crazy how many people bring knives on a date.
WHEN LIFE GIVES YOU LEMONS, FREEZE THEM AND THROW THEM AS HARD AS YOU CAN AT THE PEOPLE MAKING YOUR LIFE DIFFICULT.
Today I got my HAPPY PILLS AND MY PISSED OFF PILLS MIKED UP & I THINK I TOOK ONE OF EACH. So now I’m pissed A OFF BUT I’m HAPPY ABOUT it!
I think Sunday should be 48 hours instead of the usual 24, so we have more time to prepare for Monday!
We are all mature until somebody brings out some bubble wrap.
JUST BECAUSE ITS A BAD IDEA, DOESN’T mEAN IT’S NOT GOING TO DE A GOOD Time.
If a woman speaks and no one is listening, her name is probably Mom.
Wi-Fi went down for five minutes, so I had to talk to my family. They seem like nice people.
Feeling Ugly? Go chill in Walmart for 2 hours. You’ll feel A LOT better.
I try to wear my angel wings every day. with them!
Seeing you together, always happy and smiling makes me realize that happy marriage still exists. God blessed both of you by giving you to each other. Happy anniversary!
A happy marriage does not just happen to people, they have to make it a happy one. Congratulations to both of you for making it work for such a long time. Happy anniversary!
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