38 Funny Inspirational Quotes On Life That Will Inspire You

Funny Inspirational Quotes On Life That Will Inspire You ” Waste no more time arguing what a good man should be. Be one.” — Marcus Aurelius Best life quotes about life sayings “Tell me to what you pay attention and I will tell you who you are.” — Jose Ortega y Gasset

Inspirational Quotes On Life “I think we are well advised to keep on nodding terms with the people we used to be, whether we find them attractive company or not. Otherwise, they turn up unannounced and surprise us, come hammering on the mind’s door at 4 A.M. of a bad night and demand to know who deserted them, who betrayed them, who is going to make amends.” ― Joan Didion

#1. No matter the situation, never let your emotions overpower your intelligence.”

#2. Don’t say, just show. Don’t talk, just act. Don’t promise, just prove.”

#3. Sorry, I’m late. I got here as soon as I wanted to.”

#4. #To those who have seen us at our best and seen us at our worst and can’t tell the difference.”

#5. Everything comes to you at the right time. Be patient.”

#6. Life is too short to give another minute to anyone that doesn’t make you happy.”

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#7. It takes nothing to join the crowd. It takes everything to stand alone.”

#8. Just chuck it in the fuck it bucket and move on.”

#9. L.I.F.E living isn’t fucking easy.”

#10. If you can, help others; if you cannot do that, at least do not harm them.”

#11. Top 5 by 5 rule: if it’s not gonna matter in 5 years, don’t spend more than 5 minutes being upset by it.”s

#12. There is a voice that doesn’t use words. Listen.”

#13. Best quote I’ve ever read. #A guy and a girl can be just friends, but at one point or another, they will fall for each other… Maybe temporarily, maybe at the wrong time, maybe too late, or maybe forever.”

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#14. Every experience in yourlife is being orchestrated to teach you something you need to know to move forward.”

#15. Welcome to adulthood. Hope you like ibuprofen and not sleeping.”

#16. Before you ask why someone hates you, ask yourself why you give a fuck.”

#17. When someone says you can’t do it. Do it twice, and take pictures.”

#18. A negative mind will never give you a positive life.”

#19. The fact that there’s a highway to hell and only a stairway to heaven says a lot about anticipated traffic numbers.”

#20. I’m sorry but my give a shit fairy died!.”

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#21. Darkness cannot drive out darkness; only light can do that, hate cannot drive out hate; only love can do that.”

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#22. True words how to succeed in life? Talk – softly; eat – sensibly; breathe – deeply; sleep – sufficiently; dress – smartly; act – fearlessly; work – patiently; think – creatively; behave – decently; earn – honestly; save – regularly; spend – intelligently.”

#23. Do something today that your future self will thank you for.”

#24. Never be afraid to try something new, because life gets boring when you stay within the limits of what you already know.”

#25. How deep is the mud? Depends on who you ask we all go through the same stuff differently.”

#26. The more action you take, the more progress you make.”

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#27. The older I get the more I realize that the things that cost nothing, hold the most value.”

#28. Being positive in a negative situation is not naive. It’s leadership.”

#29. Time is free, but it’s priceless. You can’t own it, but you can use it. You can’t keep it, but you can spend it. Once you’ve lost it you can never get it back.”

#30. Fuxk it and fuxk you.”

#31. Life is hard. After all, it kills you.”

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#32. If you want to know something about me the best person to ask, is me… I know, it’s crazy, right?.”

#33. I wish people would put down their phone more, pick up their head, and live a little.”

#34. Hope is being able to see that there is light despite all of the darkness.”

#35. Some things are better left unsaid. Which I generally realize right after I have said them.”

#36. One day you’re not old and the next day you have a favorite grocery store.”

#37. Remember, if you can’t say anything nice… make it funny.”

#38. Some people grumble that roses have thorns; I am grateful that thorns have roses.”