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My therapist told me:
the way to achieve
true inner peace
is to finish what
I start. So far
I’ve finished two
bags of M&Ms
and a chocolate cake
I feel better already.
ADMIT IT
You’ve done one of these:
1) Walked into a room,
forgot what you needed,
walked out, and then remembered.
2) When you were younger,
drew the sun in
the corner of the paper
3) When you Were little,
thought the shape of a
real heart was actually “v”
4) Closed the fridge door
really slow, just to see
when the lights went off.
5) Tried to balance the
light, between the ON & OFF
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“Dear life, when I said “can this day get any worse” it was a rhetorical question, not a challenge. People Who Sigh at Life.” — Anonymous
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“It’s important not to let close friends get lonely. keep upsetting them. Sometimes. Short confidential quotations to colleagues.” — Anonymous
“When you sing, you normally say, “I sing” – but, when you are sitting there, you must remember that your little brother is already singing that tune. You can’t sing in a good manner, so shut up.” — Anonymous
“If I was the person receiving the award for laziness, I’d send somebody to retrieve it for me. quotes about lying and laziness.” — Anonymous
“When you wake up at 6 in the morning, you shut your eyes for 5 minutes, and by the time your eyes are open the time is already at 6:45. When you’re at bed, it is 2:30 by the time, so you shut your eyes for 5 minutes and it’s 2:31. sleep quotations all make my night.” — Anonymous
“What I do when I see someone pretty is, I stare at her, then I smile. I close my eyes and when I open them again, the beauty is gone. No patient naming.” — Anonymous
“The distinction between fools and geniuses is that geniuses have a cap on their idiocy. Popular quotations of Albert Einstein.”
“I just enjoy getting married. It is wonderful to have met a guy – the most ridiculous person you can ever imagine – that you are never going to want to part from. R.I.P. Rita Rudner, it’s been a fascinating life so far.” — Anonymous
“I just finally find out what was wrong with my brain: on the left side there is nothing right and on the right side there is nothing left. Quotations from Wise Men.” — Anonymous
“I swear by Almighty God that I am staring at no good. A wise person cannot necessarily persuade a dumb person that they are stupid, even though the educated person has claimed it by claiming the person is. The Most Quotations.” — Anonymous
“A cop pulled me over and said “Papers” in an impertinent way. I responded with “Scissors, I win!” and speed off.” — Anonymous
“A stupid person smiles three times at a joke: once when everyone else is laughing, a second time when he has absolutely no idea what the joke will be, and a third time when he is finally realising the joke wasn’t what he thought. quotations around the planet.” — Anonymous
“Often I wish the thoughts will appear on the top of our heads like bubbles. Acknowledged.” — Anonymous
“I did not slip and tip over. I charged into the proceedings and believe I am in control. Short quotations from.” — Anonymous
“Whenever I am sad, you always are there. Whenever I have issues, you’re there to help. If I lose balance, you’re there to help. Let’s be honest, you are just a bad omen. Irreverent, wittily quotations or memes.” — Anonymous
