100 Funny Quotes Laughing So Hard

“I apologise to all the people under whose conscience I haven’t trespassed yet. Please give me some patience, I will get to you soon. Quotations for Dumb.” — Anonymous

“Life is still willing to give you a second chance. It’s called a farewell. People Who Sigh at Life.” — Anonymous

“In the morning, I just can’t eat, I am dreaming about you. In the evening I can’t chew, and then I’m dreaming about you. At night I awaken, but can’t get to sleep. I am so hungry! No patient naming.” — Anonymous

“Everyone would like to go to heaven, but death is not something a human would love. Albert “king” King sayings.” — Anonymous

“It is not a dumb question, only a stupid person asking. No patient naming.” — Anonymous

“When I am feeling depressed, I still try to cheer myself up by singing a tune. When I keep pronouncing things worse than they actually are they usually turn out to be OK. An moment time quote.” — Anonymous

“I’m so proud of my six-pack, that I put a coat of fat over it to cover it. quotes on fitness.” — Anonymous

“Fell or slipped, did you? Nope. I wasn’t trying to see how gravity really functions. A brief, question.” — Anonymous