Get into the holiday spirit with these 100 funny Christmas quotes and sayings that will make you—and anyone you share them with—laugh.
Funny Christmas Quotes and Messages
1. Santa told me you’d been very good this year; I told him it was just a lack of opportunity. Merry Christmas!
2. Everyone knows the most important part of the Christmas celebration is spending time with family you don’t get to see very often. Then you have an excuse to neglect them for the rest of the year.
3. You don’t need Santa to get special presents while you have me in life. I am your all-year-long Santa.
4. Merry Christmas, family! May our holiday be as fun as our family photos are awkward.
5. May all your savings doesn’t get spent on Christmas presents but do find me a something special. Merry Christmas.
6. Why is it so difficult to think of what to write in a Christmas card?
7. Christmas is a good excuse to send cards to all my favourite people. Congratulations on retaining your position on my list this year.
8. Wishing you a Christmas as magical as the 10 holiday movies we’re definitely going to watch together—again!
9. I wrapped your Christmas gift in “Happy Birthday” paper by accident. Then I added “to Jesus” to it. Merry Christmas!
10. I wish you seasons eatings! Merry Christmas
11. Nowadays, you look like Santa with a big tummy and long beard. Guess what, you are going to the gym next year! Happy Holidays!
12. Enjoy this Christmas till you find your name in Santa’s naughty list. May you have a great holiday!
13. Christmas comes but once a year, but when it comes, it better bring good beer.
14. Merry Christmas! May you not lose any packages in the mail this holiday season. (And may they be delivered on time too!)
15. Hoping your Christmas is more ‘ho, ho, ho’ and less ‘oh, no, no.’ May your holiday be filled with funny moments, cheerful surprises, and the spirit of good humor.
16. I would say all I want for Christmas is you, but about that handbag…
17. Merry up and have your best Christmas ever!
18. Christmas is the only time when eating candy out of socks is cool! Good luck with your smelly socks and expired candies. Merry Christmas!
19. The best thing about the holidays is getting to catch up on sleep and TV shows. Not to forget the food… Enjoy!
