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35 Funny Christmas Messages and Quotes to Write in a Card

Funny Christmas Messages and Quotes to Write in a Card
Funny Christmas Messages and Quotes to Write in a Card

A collection of cute and funny things to write in a Christmas card. These hilarious Christmas card sayings and quotes are guaranteed to make you jolly. I hope your smiles will be as big as your credit card bill this Christmas! I wish you good luck and a lot of fun. Happy Christmas!

Funny Christmas Messages

1. Merry Christmas, love! Just remember, I’ll always be here to remind you how to wrap gifts the right way.

2. Merry Christmas! Here’s to hoping Santa upgrades our office coffee machine.

3. I mistakenly wrapped your Christmas present in a paper that says “Happy Birthday”. So I added the wording “to Jesus” on it. Merry Christmas!

4. Merry Christmas! May you receive presents that make you happy – and not fruit cake and ugly Christmas sweaters.

5. Instead of presents, I wish Santa would lend me an elf for a year. I’m pretty sure I could find enough things for him to fix, build, or clean for an entire year!

Funny Christmas Messages to Write in a Card
Funny Christmas Messages to Write in a Card

6. Looking forward to celebrating with you over Christmas!

7. Merry Christmas! Santa is giving you the gift of a frigid winter – but just for a few more months!

8. I hope when Santa comes at midnight, he brings you wrapped in a box as my Christmas gift! That would make a perfect Christmas for me this year!

9. The best gift you can give me is trying to be nice today!

10. Merry Christmas, family! May our holiday be filled with laughter, love, and only slightly embarrassing stories.

11. Sending your way a bundle of warm wishes and good luck on this holiday. Take my love and don’t forget to bring presents for me tonight. Merry Christmas!

12. May you do not find your name in Santa’s naughty list this year! Have a blessed and wonderful Holiday season with your family and friends.

13. Christmas is truly full of wonders. It makes all of my savings disappear! That is the Christmas magic; Merry Christmas!

14. I Wish Santa fill your socks with candy and your wallet with money. Have a nice and warm holiday season! Merry Christmas to you!

15. Merry Christmas to the man who knows that my love for him is even bigger than my holiday shopping list!

Funny Christmas Quotes to Write in a Card
Funny Christmas Quotes to Write in a Card

16. Wishing you a holiday season filled with as much joy as Dad’s holiday sweater collection.

17. Sending you festive wishes and a warning: the fruitcake is on its way-duck for cover! May your Christmas be filled with humor, joy, and minimal fruitcake encounters.

18. Happy Holidays! May there be plenty of sales and coupons wherever you go to do your Christmas shopping.

19. Take my Christmas love and remember to bring me gifts. Merry Christmas!

20. Christmas is mostly for children. But we adults can enjoy it too until the credit card bills arrive!

21. Have a very merry Christmas and remember Christmas calories don’t count…

22. Three phrases that sum up Christmas are: Peace on Earth, Goodwill to Men and Batteries Not Included.

23. Do not spend all of your savings in one day over this lovely holiday. Merry Christmas!

24. Wishing you joy & happiness through the holidays and straight through the year. Merry Christmas & Happy New Year!

25. Having you by my side this Christmas means everything extra. Extra food, extra admiration, extra bills- everything. Love you anyway, Merry Christmas

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