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♥ “Girls with beast! Is that correct?”
♥ “When a student says something funny in September: HaHa, that’s an amusing comment. Instead, when a student says something humorous in June, they say it again. I dare you to do it.”
♥ “I must use the restroom, but the Disney Channel doesn’t have advertisements. “”
♥ “She was just this close to having my phone number, and then I regurgitated the peas from lunch.”
♥ “With summer quickly approaching, families are getting prepared for the coming school year. It’s completely out of my hands at this point.”
♥ “If a woman’s pregnancy is the result of genuine ra, her body has several mechanisms in place to combat it.No, you can not do that. That is science! The female physique is quite wonderful. You may be surprised to learn that, besides being able to reject sperm, the human vagina is also able to function as a wi-fi hotspot. Additionally, I have heard that the device is able to identify radon and carbon monoxide; and that this device is able to convert normal DVDs to Blu-ray. In the event of a car chase, I’ve also heard that the device is able to identify radon and carbon monoxide. You can use this shotgun to discharge tacks or an oil slick to disorient your pursuers. The vagina, ladies and gentlemen! You learn something new every day.”
♥ “This morning, there was a lot of rising in my raisin bran.”
♥ “I’m not making this up; I shit you not, the aeroplane was coming right for my mouth.”
♥ “Then the cat shredded the drapes, right? I believe we are most likely in possession of the claws.”
♥ “And, in addition, this girl hands me her keys Holy shit, man. I can’t believe these things. It was almost impossible to hold back the ringing of those bastards.”
♥ “This is the meaning of the word argument. It describes a conversation where you’re correct, and where it proceeds until he figures it out.”
♥ “And after that, she once again threw her hands over her eyes and disappeared once more.”
♥ “Work has to be done, but the janitorial staff is in the restroom, making my task more difficult.”
♥ “troubles as a result of being a Caucasian female”
♥ “can correctly guess lines that are spoken immediately before they appear in the movie.”
♥ “It’s nice and toasty here, but I have to go to work nonetheless.”
♥ “Even if Eve did us in by getting us hooked on an apple, what could she possibly do to finish us off with a Klondike bar?”
♥ “The next time a weird person starts talking to me when I’m by myself, I will give them a look of disbelief and just say “um.” Are you able to see me?”
♥ “I only have enough dip for my chips, and it’s almost gone. However, if I open another container, I will not have enough chips for my dip.”
♥ “Basically, we’re behind on our lecture time since we haven’t been studying”
♥ “What if pay phones are going away to facilitate their personification and increase the difficulty of breaking free of the matrix?”
♥ “I’m just me. It’s just my opinion that that bitch Dora… I’d talk to her”
♥ “Let me borrow your training wheels so I can learn how to drive.”
♥ “bland jokes/noun/: Man-oriented jokes that are brief enough for most guys to understand.”
♥ “I went into the restroom with my socks on and the floor was wet, which meant my socks were wet.”
♥ “Everything went up my back, so I had a shitty day. True story”
♥ “It is impossible to have a proper wedding in a public setting.”
♥ “This is the first Chinese woman god that has been created.”
♥ “A grocery list can be called a grocery list when you spend half an hour drafting it, and then forget to take it with you to the store.”
♥ “As though in response to my disappointment, Peek-a-boo exclaims, “You’re never going to find these guys, you know.” As if there was any doubt, he’s standing there once again.”
♥ “How do you know whether it’s a good set of tits? Tightly pinch it like this”
♥ “All right, one more round. Before you give me mouth-to-mouth, you must burp me first.”
♥ “The tag on my new shirt is annoying the hell out of me.”
♥ “Because of the treadmill being broken, I’m forced to run outside.”
♥ “bac.teria/noun/: The rear entrance to a cafeteria.”
♥ “A diet soda (also referred to as diet pop), which is an item you can buy at a convenience store, is to go with a half-pound bag of M & Ms.”
♥ “A lot of scatological activity occurred in the tub.”
♥ “Well, you have a pricey camera, doesn’t that surprise you? You need to be a serious professional photographer.”
♥ “He must be well-known because he has so many fans.”
♥ “Hey, do you think this sounds like a phone making a weird noise?”
♥ “Spiders are despicable people. In addition, when you crawl on my ceiling, upside down, above my head, you are an asshole.”
♥ “I had the right to keep silent and not answer any questions. But, unfortunately, I did not have the skill.”
♥ “Even though I have two ice cream cones, I just need one.”
♥ “Listen: I am still sober, I assure you: Acdbef three”
