Birthdays are the most celebrated days in people’s lives, which makes sense since everyone has one. These days are important because they only happen once a year for everyone. Almost everyone likes getting a “Happy Birthday” message, even if they don’t want to say how old they are or didn’t plan a party. Because of this, it is much cheaper to send a “Happy Birthday” text than to buy a birthday gift. But even if you don’t buy a birthday gift, there are fun and creatively funny ways to wish your friends and family a happy birthday that will make them laugh out loud and remember your “one of a kind” funny birthday wish. You might be thinking, “I’m not funny, so how can I make them laugh?” We’ve taken the time to give you some creatively funny ways to say “Happy Birthday,” even if you’re not a funny person, so you don’t have to worry about what to say or text.
Funny Birthday Quotes
A diplomat is a
man who always remembers
the birthday of a
woman but never knows
how old she is.
Happy Birthday! I hope
you don’t die before
you get to eat
your cake on your
special day.
When the only thing
we want for our
birthday is not to
be reminded of it,
we know we’re getting
old. “Happy Birthday.”
You live in a
zoo, smell like a
monkey, and look like
one, too. Happy Birthday!
The candle factory burned
down last week. No
one did anything but
stand around and sing
“Happy Birthday.”
Birthdays are good for
you. The people who
have the most live
the longest, according to
statistics. “Happy Birthday.”
Smiles, not tears, are
what your life is
made of. Don’t count
your age in years,
but in friends. And
may the happiness you’ve
brought to others in
the past come back
to you today. I
hope you have a
great birthday! “Happy Birthday.”
I was so shocked
when I was born
that I didn’t say
a word for a
year and a half. “Happy Birthday.”
