The best funny friendship quotes that will put a smile on your face think about your own crazy friends. Find your favorite funny friend saying here and enjoy a good laugh. Enjoy these hilarious sayings as you think about your own crazy friends. You spend some of the best moments in your life with your friends. Check out these 55 funny friendship quotes to share with your friends.
Funny Friendship Quotes
You’re guaranteed to make your bestie LOL by sharing any of these cute, funny best friend quotes. Plus, they make for perfect short and sweet birthday captions. “We will be best friends forever because you already know too much.”
1. “I’m so glad friends don’t come with price tags. I could never afford the wonderful friends I’ve got.”
2. “Good friends help you to find important things when you have lost them…your smile, your hope, and your courage.”
3. “Never let your friends
feel lonely! Disturb them at
all times!”
4. “We are best friends
always remember that if you
fall, I will pick you
up after I finish laughing”
5. “If you never had
friends… you never lived life.”
6. “Best friends they know
how crazy you are and
still choose to be seen
with you in public”
7. “At night I can’t
sleep. In the morning I
can’t wake up.”
8. “Friends are like boobs.
You’ve got big ones, small
ones, real ones, and fake
ones.”
9. “A true friend is
are who makes you laugh
so hard you pee a
little”
10. “My favorite hobby is
making my friend angry”
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11. “Sometimes, being silly with
a friend is the best
therapy!”
12. “A friend is someone
who loves you, cares for
you, and protects you like
family. They know your deepest
secrets, they laugh at your
silly jokes and cry with
you too. They respect your
feelings and always try to
make you happy. They see
the hidden sadness in your
smile and they are always
there for you when you’re
feeling alone. A true friend
is the rarest gem.”
13. “This is a hug
from me to you, to
let you know I’m thinking
of you, and although I
haven’t got much to say
you’ll know I’ve thought of
you today.”
14. “You’re so full of
shit, the toilet’s jealous”
15. “We all have that
one friend who isn’t quite
right in the head”
16. “Why we need best
friends because they laugh at
the same stupid things we
do. Because they give us
honest advice. Because they will
be there for us, even
if they are thousands of
miles away. Because they celebrate
with us when we are
at our best. But still
love us at our worst.”
17. “Let the world say
you are crazy. Then you
are free to do what
you want.”
18. “You’re my BFFLWYLION… “Best
friend for life whether you
like it or not”
19. “When I die, I
want my tombstone to offer
free WIFI, just so people
will visit more often.”
20. “A good friend will
help you up when you
fall. A best friend laughs
in your face and trips
you again.”
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21. “Always love your friends
from your heart, not from
your mood or need.”
22. “Friendship is …no need
for explanations.”
23. “Our phones fall, we
panic. Our friends fall, we
laugh.”
24. “When you see your
best friend somewhere unexpectedly:”
25. “Friends will not let
you down”
26. “Why we need best
friends because they laugh at
the same stupid things we
do. Because they give us
honest advice. Because they will
be there for us, even
if they are thousands of
miles away. Because they celebrate
with us when we are
at our best but still
love us at our worst.”
27. “Raise your hand if
you think the karma bus
is moving too slow.”
28. “Different but bestfriends”
29. “You don’t have to
be crazy to be my
friend. I’ll train you.”
30. “I keep telling myself
to stop talking to weirdos
but then I would not
have any friends left..”
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31. “F.R.I.E.N.D.S (F)ight for you.
(R)espect you. (I)nclude you. (E)ncourage
you. (N)eed you. (D)eserve you.
(S)tand by you.”
32. “Sometimes me thinks “What
is a friend?” and then
me say, “Friend is someone
to share the last cookie
with.”
33. “I don’t care if
it’s 1 am 2 am
3 am or 4 am.
If you call and I
care about you. I will
answer it.”
34. “True friends don’t judge
each other. They judge other
people… together!”
35. “A best friend isn’t
someone who just always there
for you. It’s someone who
understands you a bit more
than you understand yourself”
36. “True friends * stick
up for you when you’re
bring put down * Will
always have you back *
Deserve all your trust and
love * And you, their
shouters when your sad *
Can make you laugh whenever
* Don’t care if you’re
crazy or quiet * Make
you file safe * Will
never judge you * Will
never put you down *
Don’t care what others think
about you * Will love
you forever * Can never
forget you * Are the
most precious gift from God.”
37. “Looking at your best
friends and saying: I’ll do
it if you do it.”
38. “True friends are always
there for you. Fake friends
only appear when they need
something from you. Time passes
and you begin to see
people for who they really
are and not who they
pretend to be. Respect people
who find time for you
in their busy schedule. But
love people who never look
at their schedule when you
need them. Life is much
too short to waste time
on people who don’t really
care for us deep down.
When someone shows you who
they really are believe them
the first time.”
39. “When a friend and
I think of something in
a dirty way…”
40. “To my friends: Thanks
for being there for me.
I’m grateful for you!”
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41. “Best friends… You fight,
I fight. You hurt, I
hurt. You cry I cry.
You jump off a bridge,
I get in a paddleboat
and save your stupid ass.”
42. “One of the best
feelings is knowing that you’re
wanted. Knowing that someone wants
to talk to you, wants
to know how you’re doing,
or wants to see you.
Whether they pick up the
phone to send you a
quick text or stop by
your house to catch up.
Someone or something reminded them
of you specifically. It just
feels really nice to know
that you’ve been on someone’s
mind and that they care
enough to let you know
that.”
43. “Like if you have
a friendship over 2 years!”
44. “Friendship is finding that
special someone you can really
enjoy acting like a dumb
ass with!”
45. “I’m so glad friends
don’t come with price tags.
I could never afford the
wonderful friends I’ve got.”
46. “I will slap you
so hard even google won’t
be able to find you”
47. “You: He asked me
out! Friend: aw, that’s so
awesome! You two are so
perfect for each other! –
Sometime later- You: He broke
up with me Friend: I
knew it! I hated that
jerk! You never should have
dated him! Friends are friends”
48. “Please stay in my
life forever because you’re one
of the best things to
ever happen to me.”
49. “2 mysterious people live
in my house. Somebody &
nobody. Somebody did it and
nobody knows who.”
50. “Making a million friends
is not a miracle. The
miracle is to make a
friend who will stand by
you when millions are against
you…”
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